No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.
Never own more than you can carry in both hands at a dead run.
If you do not believe that a man will commit murder for one can of tomatoes, then you have never been hungry.
No storyteller has been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.
Democracy is four wolves and a sheep voting on dinner.
A friend who offers help without asking for explanations is a treasure beyond price