Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.
It's a man's business to be what he is, and to be it in style.
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.