The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
You can go wrong by being too skeptical as readily as by being too trusting.
Thou art god, I am god. All that groks is god.
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. - Second Amendment to the Constitution An armed society is a polite society.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.