If you want to be happy, practise it every day

The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three or four hundred imbeciles.

[Red Dirt Marijuana] contains most of the great short stories in English that are not by Mr. Hemingway or Mr. O'Hara.

I don't believe anything, but I have many suspicions.

I will do anything, including highway robbery and murder, to avoid leaving my children in poverty.

We say seeing is believing, but actually, we are much better at believing than at seeing. In fact, we are seeing what we believe all the time and occasionally seeing what we can't believe

Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell them the truth about themselves.