The Grail is the womb of the beloved.

The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking.

There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually.

I'd support life extension by whatever means, from cryonic suspension to cyborgism to coding ourselves into our computers or whatever. There is nothing noble or beautiful or dignified about dying. Like poverty, it is ugly, nasty, brutal and primitive.

You can "prove" anything on the verbal level, just be accepting the necessary axioms at the beginning.

Mystics are all a bit funny in the head anyway," the priest added cynically, "which is why the church locks them all up in mental hospitals and euphemistically calls these institutions monasteries.

A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants