People's belief in their own local reality-tunnels keep us all far stupider than we ought to be.

It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep.

part of the humor of living on this backward planet is listening to the hominids rationalize their predations.

Stupidity is a blockage in the ability to receive, integrate and transmit new signals.

Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.

Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil.

Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think.