Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

Entropy requires no maintenance.

...when dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases.

Taking somebody's money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it's taxation. Killing people en masse is homicidal mania, unless you work for the Army; then it's National Defense. Spying on your neighbors is invasion of privacy, unless you work for the FBI; then it's National Security. Running a whorehouse makes you a pimp and poisoning people makes you a murderer, unless you work for the CIA; then it's counter-intelligence.

A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to.

The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three or four hundred imbeciles.

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.