Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper.

You know what family values means, that's hating the same people your grandfather hated.

Conspiracy is just another name for coalition.

I don't believe anything I write or say. I regard belief as a form of brain damage, the death of intelligence, the fracture of creativity, the atrophy of imagination. I have opinions but no Belief System (B.S.)

The Constitution admittedly has a few defects and blemishes, but it still seems a hell of a lot better than the system we have now.

He who lives happiest has forgotten most

Any model we make does not describe the universe it describes what our brains are capable of saying at this time.