Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper.

"Is," "is," "is" — the idiocy of the word haunts me. If it were abolished, human thought might begin to make sense. I don't know what anything "is"; I only know how it seems to me at this moment.

...when dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases.

The variables vary too much and the constants aren't as constant as they seem.

No wife, no horse, no mustache

Everybody who has ever worked for a corporation knows that corporations conspire all the time. Politicians conspire all the time, pot-dealers conspire not to get caught by the narcs, the world is full of conspiracies. Conspiracy is natural primate behavior.

Belief is the death of intelligence.