I look forward without dogmatic optimism but without dread.
I will do anything, including highway robbery and murder, to avoid leaving my children in poverty.
We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual mental crouch.
Each mans spills the drink he loves.
The variables vary too much and the constants aren't as constant as they seem.
You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it.