There's a great universe just next door.

Show me a movement that doesn't hate somebody and I will join it at once.

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.

"Every national border in Europe," El Eswad added ironically, "marks the place where two gangs of bandits got too exhausted to kill each other anymore and signed a treaty. Patriotism is the delusion that one of these gangs of bandits is better than all the others."

Hippies generally aren't busy with anything except feeling sorry for themselves.

You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it.

The Constitution admittedly has a few defects and blemishes, but it still seems a hell of a lot better than the system we have now.