Certitude belongs exclusively to those who only look in one encyclopedia.

Hippies generally aren't busy with anything except feeling sorry for themselves.

Only the madman is absolutely sure.

Bob Dylan seems to me a totally pernicious influence - the nasal whine of death and masochism. Certainly, this would be a more cheerful world if there were no Dylan records in it. But Dylan and his audience mirror each other, and deserve each other; as Marx said, a morbid society creates its own morbid grave-diggers.

You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility.

Everybody who has ever worked for a corporation knows that corporations conspire all the time. Politicians conspire all the time, pot-dealers conspire not to get caught by the narcs, the world is full of conspiracies. Conspiracy is natural primate behavior.

Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!