I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it….

I regard morality and ideology as the chief cause of human misery.

We say seeing is believing, but actually, we are much better at believing than at seeing. In fact, we are seeing what we believe all the time and occasionally seeing what we can't believe

Size is not a reality, but a construct of the mind; and space a construct to contain constructs.

The fear of death is the beginning of slavery.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

I find the universe so staggering that I just don't have any faith in my ability to grasp it.