Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different.

I read everything, including the labels on canned food. I'm a hopeless print addict, a condition alleviated only by daily meditation which breaks the linear-Aristotelian trance. National Lampoon, Scientific American are what I read most obsessively.

There is absolutely nothing that can be taken for granted in this world.

Only the madman is absolutely sure.

We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious?

Every morning I have been looking at CNN to see if there is any reason for hope. I see a few large and impressive peace protests here and there around the world, but mostly I see empty robot faces monotonously reciting the magic incantations, "We must support the President" and "We must support our troops," both of which mean the killing must continue.

You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility.