A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants

part of the humor of living on this backward planet is listening to the hominids rationalize their predations.

I have never experienced another human being. I have experienced my impressions of them.

The web of life is a beautiful and meaningless dance. The web of life is a process with a moving goal. The web of life is a perfectly finished work of art right where I am sitting now.

Each mans spills the drink he loves.

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.

An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave.