A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants

We can't run out of resources. Resources exist when the human mind sees how to use something.

The individual act of obedience is the cornerstone not only of the strength of authoritarian society but also of its weakness.

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind.

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

The secret to my success has been optimism tempered by anger.

The ultimate weapon isn't this plague out in Vegas, or any new super H-bomb. The ultimate weapon has always existed. Every man, every woman, and every child owns it. It's the ability to say No and take the consequences.