It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep.
Reality is what you can get away with.
Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don't take crap from anybody.
I read at least one periodical every month by a political group I dislike - to keep some sense of balance. The overwhelming stupidity of political movements is caused by the fact that political types never read anything but their own gang's agit-prop.
No wife, no horse, no mustache
You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.