Whatever the Thinker thinks, the Prover will prove. And if the Thinker thinks passionately enough, the Prover will prove the thought so conclusively that you will never talk a person out of such a belief, even if it is something as remarkable as the notion that there is a gaseous vertebrate of astronomical heft ("GOD") who will spend all eternity torturing people who do not believe in his religion.

The variables vary too much and the constants aren't as constant as they seem.

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

The function of law and theology are the same: to keep the poor from taking back by violence what the rich have stolen by cunning.

Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences.

There is no complete theory of anything.

Everybody who has ever worked for a corporation knows that corporations conspire all the time. Politicians conspire all the time, pot-dealers conspire not to get caught by the narcs, the world is full of conspiracies. Conspiracy is natural primate behavior.