You know what family values means, that's hating the same people your grandfather hated.

Creativity has a touch of the bizarre

Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history.

The Constitution admittedly has a few defects and blemishes, but it still seems a hell of a lot better than the system we have now.

I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

I read at least one periodical every month by a political group I dislike - to keep some sense of balance. The overwhelming stupidity of political movements is caused by the fact that political types never read anything but their own gang's agit-prop.

The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.