It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep.

Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think.

I regard belief as a form of brain damage.

Following Korzybski, I put things in probabilities, not absolutes... My only originality lies in applying this zetetic attitude outside the hardest of the hard sciences, physics, to softer sciences and then to non-sciences like politics, ideology, jury verdicts and, of course, conspiracy theory.

Hysteria is a chaotic and irrational emotional state caused by seeing how the world really operates.

I look forward without dogmatic optimism but without dread.

Try living forever with the metaprogram, 'Everything works out more perfectly than I plan it.