Everyone look around and see if you can spot the NARCS. They're the ones who look like hippies.

Communication is only possible between equals.

A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants

Here's to the good Nuns for telling me what books NOT to read!

An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave.

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind.

There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated.