Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think.

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.

The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat.

Every kind of ignorance in the world all results from not realizing that our perceptions are gambles. We believe what we see and then we believe our interpretation of it, we don’t even know we are making an interpretation most of the time. We think this is reality.

There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually.

Hippies generally aren't busy with anything except feeling sorry for themselves.