Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think.

My goal is to try to get people into a state of generalized agnosticism, not agnosticism about God alone, but agnosticism about everything.

The future is up for grabs. It belongs to any and all who will take the risk and accept the responsibility of consciously creating the future they want.

He who lives happiest has forgotten most

Anyone in the United States today who isn't paranoid must be crazy.

Stupidity is like bumping into a wall all the time. After a while you get tired of it and try to look the situation over and see if there’s a doorway somewhere. I think most people eventually do look for the doorway and stop bumping into the wall

Try living forever with the metaprogram, 'Everything works out more perfectly than I plan it.