On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

Perhaps the final secret of the Illuminati is that you don’t know you're a member until it’s too late to get out.

Christianity is alone in thinking that sex is entirely the Devil's business and an offence to God, This is a strange doctrine and almost implies that God and the devil must have collaborated on the creation of humanity, God working above the belly button and the Devil below.

The abandoned infant's cry is rage, not fear.

A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

If the oncoming mutation to interstellar immortality is screwed up by the politicians, it will be because those of us who see the opportunities in modern science are not adroit enough to outmaneuver the forces of inertia, stupidity and greed. Well, if we're not intelligent enough to overcome such obstacles, then we don't deserve to carry off the mutation at this stage of evolution.