Has anyone ever told you," I said, "that you coalesce reality?" "No. They only say that I'm good in the sack." "They are accurate but limited," I said. "And if you give me their names I'll kill them.

We split a bottle of Norman cider. Not everybody sells Norman cider by the bottle.

I was on the Oprah Winfrey Show once. It was a really slow news day for Oprah, and there were several of us on 'cause none of us was sufficiently interesting by his or herself.

Joan organizes our social life, and on weekends I follow her around.

I think at this stage in my life I have learned that there are any number of things that men will never know, and can never hope to know, about women.

I have reached the point where I know that as long as I sit down to write, the ideas will come. What they will be, I don't know.

This is not a screenplay. I don't do twenty drafts. I'm not going to show this to you until it's published or accepted for publication. You can make whatever suggestions you want, but I probably will ignore them entirely.