This is not a screenplay. I don't do twenty drafts. I'm not going to show this to you until it's published or accepted for publication. You can make whatever suggestions you want, but I probably will ignore them entirely.

I write five pages a day. If you would read five pages a day, we'd stay right even.

'All Our Yesterdays' was unquestionably the best work I have ever done. And the reading public stayed away in droves.

I got thrown out of school several weeks in my senior year being caught in the girls' dorm. This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think.

The key to growing up well, is being tough enough.

This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think.

Sure, I have advice for people starting to write. Don't. I don't need the competition.