If there be no God, then what is truth but the average of all lies.

The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene.

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.

There comes a morning in life when you wake up a new person; that is to say, you wake up the same person but you realize it's your own fault.

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.

No matter what it is, if you aren't happy striving for it, you won't be happy achieving it.