You don't want to get to the end of life's journey and discover you never left the interstate.

Learn to listen. It's amazing the ideas that pop into your head while people are saying them into your ear.

Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.

The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.

What you discover in a democracy is that it is difficult to build a house when each nail has an opinion.

The ultimate folly is to think that something crucial to your welfare is being taken care of for you.

There is a logical explanation for everything, often mistaken for the reason it happened.