The clash between child and adult is never as stubborn as when the child within us confronts the adult in our child.

Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.

What you discover about people you try not to offend is that you can offend them without trying.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

To have success, you can't let failure stop you. To have great success, you can't let success stop you.

Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.

Anything we tell our kids about life is a placemarker until they figure it out for themselves.