If you don't watch out, putting on your unhappiness in the morning can become as instinctive as putting on your clothes.

Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?

There are more martyrs to nonsense than truth, truth preferring missionaries.

There is no actual law that says that a person of inner beauty cannot also maintain an appearance.

What is certainty but the refuge of those whose faith is not strong enough to entertain doubt.

Time is a figure eight, at its center the city of Deja Vu.