Time brings an end to everything. We should not mistake for a tragedy what is no more than the passage of time.

Life is not about discovering our talents; it is about pushing our talents to the limit and discovering our genius.

If there be no God, then what is truth but the average of all lies.

If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses.

You spend 90% of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10% trying to convince the Lord that you're actually not that tired.

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.