Be happy, and a reason will come along.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

One learns to ignore criticism by first learning to ignore applause.

Two things are owed to truthfulness: lasting marriages and short friendships.

Sometimes to do the right thing, we must keep a promise we never made.