Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed.

Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing. Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet? I doubt it.

There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar.

My eyesight's gone, my reflexes are shot, and I can't stay awake, but thank God I can still drive.

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet corners.

The trick to liking who you are is not to hate too much the person it turned out you weren't.