What do we ask of friendship except to be taken for what we pretend to be - and without having to pretend.

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

It pleases me to take amateur photographs of my garden, and it pleases my garden to make my photographs look professional.

It's getting harder and harder to worry needlessly.

Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.

Always carry with you a little reasonable doubt, should you meet someone who needs to be found innocent.

The artist uses the talent he has, wishing he had more talent. The talent uses the artist it has, wishing it had more artist.