First God created time; then God created man that man might, in the course of time, perfect himself; then God decided that He'd better create eternity.

We realize we can't have everything, and so begins the mad dash to have everything else.

Beyond our most stubborn misperception lies often our fondest dream.

We have a choice every day — to act on yesterday's good intentions or get an early start on tomorrow's regrets.

One's dream is defeated not by unsolvable problems, but by all the more-or-less satisfactory solutions that kill it forever.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.