First God created time; then God created man that man might, in the course of time, perfect himself; then God decided that He'd better create eternity.

There is always a perfectly good excuse, always a reason not to. The hardest freedom to win is the freedom from one's excuses.

In childhood, we press our nose to the pane, looking out. In memories of childhood, we press our nose to the pane, looking in.

If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.

So I said to myself, "There but for the grace of God go I," only to realize I was looking in a mirror and had seriously overestimated the grace of God.

An art critic is someone who appreciates art, except for any particular piece of art.

Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.