First God created time; then God created man that man might, in the course of time, perfect himself; then God decided that He'd better create eternity.

Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it.

Most often the person you would die for would settle for dinner and a movie.

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

There is in every artist's studio a scrap heap of discarded works in which the artist's discipline prevailed against his imagination.

The trouble with having a body is that people know it's where you hang out and you don't get any privacy.

There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings.