First God created time; then God created man that man might, in the course of time, perfect himself; then God decided that He'd better create eternity.

Where the loser saw barriers, the winner saw hurdles.

If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses.

Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank.

Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.

Never act until you have clearly answered the question: "What happens if I do nothing?"

You can't postpone sorrow, so why would you postpone happiness?