Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats.

You can't postpone sorrow, so why would you postpone happiness?

I cultivate my garden, and my garden cultivates me.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.

After 5,000 years of recorded human history, you wonder, what part of 2,000,000 sunrises doesn't a pessimist understand?

Time is a figure eight, at its center the city of Deja Vu.