If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

Words from the past: "It's a clever idea, Mr. Bell, but don't wire us, we'll wire you.

There are more lines formed than things worth waiting for.

If there be no God, then what is truth but the average of all lies.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

Do not be someone looking for [insert]. Be [insert] looking for someone. Suggestions for [insert]: —love —friendship —understanding —appreciation —tolerance —a helping hand —a leg up —an answer

For every person you can trust, there was first a child who was trusted.