You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.
Robert BreaultI don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people.
Robert BreaultI'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.
Robert BreaultMarriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.
Robert Breault