We are, many of us, a planet orbiting somebody's sun, unconscious of a lonely moon, orbiting our planet.

An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.

We realize we can't have everything, and so begins the mad dash to have everything else.

What you discover about people you try not to offend is that you can offend them without trying.

Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.

Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play.

People ask how I think up my thoughts. Mostly I think them up while reading Paul Simon's lyrics.