You can hope for a miracle in your life, or you realize that your life is the miracle.

Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

It is a perversely human perception that animals in their native habitat are running wild.

The older you get, the fewer things it seems too late to do.

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.