Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.

There is a public me and a private me, who, if they were separate people, probably wouldn't exchange Christmas cards.

Every great artist raises art to a science, and every great scientist raises science to an art, hence we have Michelangelo's David and Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.

U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.