Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.

There is a limit to how much you can change to be liked for who you really are.

Love is given to us as a time, but to keep it always, we must make it a place.

Life starts out as partly destiny and partly free will, but then you have kids, and it's all destiny.

One day you just say "To heck with it," and you go looking for trouble, and you find happiness.

It helps if you don't see it as traffic but rather as thousands of individuals resolved to press on another day.

Overheard in a Washington D.C. church confessional: "Bless me Father, for sins have been committed."