Life starts out as partly destiny and partly free will, but then you have kids, and it's all destiny.

An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

There comes a point in a relationship when you realize that you trust someone enough to let them keep their secrets.

Life starts out as partly destiny and partly free will, but then you have kids, and it's all destiny.

A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.