I look back on the time I've wasted, and I'm just glad I wasted it while I still had the chance.

A good marriage is each for the other and two against the world.

You can awaken each day to obligations you never chose — or you can decide now to choose them.

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.

Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all.