There is in art the notion of less is more, which is to say, you don't torture a painting that has already confessed.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

It is when there is nothing you can say or do to help that a friend needs you the most.

Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.

You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.

It is still possible to have friendly discourse in America, as long as you don't bring up any subject.

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory.