Someday a computer will give a wrong answer to spare someone's feelings, and man will have invented artificial intelligence.

An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

O, how much simpler things would be If eyes could paint or brush could see.

There are many things I do for amusement, but for happiness I like to gather up my memories and go for a walk in the rain.

What do we ask of friendship except to be taken for what we pretend to be - and without having to pretend.

Art is an attempt to understand, yielding pleasure in the attempt whether or not we understand.