Life is a series of family photos in which eventually you stop showing up.

Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation.

It's not that perfection cannot be achieved. It's that it's so hard to stop there.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, not forgetting to leave others be as you would have them leave you be.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single happy delusion that it can be done without a stop-over.

Always when judging Who people are, Remember to footnote The words "So far.

Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we don't fool.