Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

There is a language of love, which is to say, a truth that does not tell all and a lie that does not deceive.

The clash between child and adult is never as stubborn as when the child within us confronts the adult in our child.

Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.

I like friends who, when you tell them you need a moment alone, know enough not to stray too far.

Either way, things are a lot better - either a lot better than they were or a lot better than they're going to be.

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.