Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?

For every person who atones, a hundred others find regret sufficient.

To accept reality is only to encourage it.

Know thyself, or at least keep renewing the acquaintance.

If you could eavesdrop on everything said about you, you'd spend most of your time waiting for the subject to come up.

If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.