History is man's best guess as to what the past would look like if everything had happened in chronological order.

God is not only all-knowing but all-not-telling.

Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.

Every day I go forth to seek my identity, feeling greatly blessed by the things I don't find it in.

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.

What a blessing to be alone with your thoughts when so many are alone with their inability to think.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.