God left so many fingerprints at the scene of Creation that you wonder — does He want to be found, or does He want to be stopped?

Nature decrees that we do not exceed the speed of light. All other impossibilities are optional.

You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet corners.

Making a different mistake every day is not only acceptable, it is the definition of progress.

The easiest way to meet people is to just look like someone who is willing to listen.

If you could eavesdrop on everything said about you, you'd spend most of your time waiting for the subject to come up.

There is a public me and a private me, who, if they were separate people, probably wouldn't exchange Christmas cards.