There is no such thing as gratitude unexpressed. If it is unexpressed, it is plain, old-fashioned ingratitude.

I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit.

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

If you don't decide what your life is about, it defaults to what you spend your days doing.

I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand.