Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm.

There's nothing like self-improvement to get your friends to like you for who you were.

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

Science can reconstruct Tyrannosaurus Rex from a fossilized bone and a fancied footprint, but it can't reconstruct God from the whole of creation.

It's like this. Father Time keeps pitching the years at us. We swing and miss at a few. We hit a few out of the park. We try not to take any called strikes.

There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar.

What a snapshot is to your life, your life is to eternity, so wouldn't it be nice if eternity captured you smiling?