There is no expert on what happiness is but many on what it might have been.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

It pleases me to take amateur photographs of my garden, and it pleases my garden to make my photographs look professional.

Some day man will travel at the speed of light, of small interest to those of us still trying to catch up to the speed of time.

There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.

No matter how you hurry, you will notice at the end of the day that you traveled at the speed of time.

One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.