The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.

Act always from a sense of common humanity, and let God judge if it be charity.

Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.

Eventually you realize that your whole life up to now has been preparation, and you begin to suspect that the rest might be preparation, too.

O, how much simpler things would be If eyes could paint or brush could see.

There's nothing like self-improvement to get your friends to like you for who you were.