The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

Nothing reduces the odds against you like ignoring them.

Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.

Life is a process by which a few desperate longings morph into a thousand meaningless wants.

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.

Nothing in life means anything unless someone cares, and the whole trick is to keep being that someone.

It's not that perfection cannot be achieved. It's that it's so hard to stop there.